22 June 2007
Stranger Danger Discussion
Me: (to Divine and Pearl) What would you do if a bad man tried to steal you?
Pearl: Hold onto something.
Me: He's stronger than you, Pearl. The first thing you do is yell as loudly as you can, bite him really hard, and run away.
Divine: What if he didn't take a shower?
Me: What do you mean?
Divine: What if he's stinky and tastes yucky?
Me: You still have to bite him as hard as you can.
Pearl: What if I break a bone if he drops me?
Me: That's okay, you just want to get away.
After a few minutes of pondering,
Pearl: If he's really short and not strong, then it's a good idea to hold onto something, right?
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