Next time we'll know to turn on faucets throughout the house to reduce the pressure of the water gushing out of the broken pipe in the wall.
Next time we'll know exactly where to turn the water off outside and have the key to do it.
Next time we'll know who (thank you Caruso's!) has a wet vac to suck up the inch of water all over the bathroom.
Next time we'll know that we should focus our attention on the closet with saturated carpet instead of the bathroom tile.
Next time Pearl will know not to call 911 (she didn't really call, but tried to convince us it was an emergency in need of bigger help.)
Next time we'll just call a plumber (before we start anything.)
Next time David (I'm positive) will tell us he has other plans. (THANK YOU, DAVID. We'll think of some way to repay your hours of service....)
PS There won't be a next time....right?